| Friday, December 15, 2006 |
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DICTATION
1) I dictate that I DO NOT like cabbage and will not eat it. Humph.
*nibbles cabbage*
On second thought, I will eat it anyway, since it is taking up space in my toilet.
2) I dictate that I LOVE soft soft green fragrant hay and wish to have it for breakfast, 2nd breakfast, lunch, teatime, afternoon snack, dinner, supper and late supper.
3) I dictate that you humans will stroke my head when you open the door of the cage and I place my chin on the doorway.
4) I dictate that I do not like that slippery marble floor outside my cage and that you my secretary will buy me a non-slip mat for me to jump in and out of my cage onto the floor without sliding on the floor.
5) I dictate that I would REALLY like to meet that nosy one-eyed rabbit who keeps nosing about my cage every evening and leaving his poo outside my cage.
6) Finally, I dictate that I want to complain about the noisy neighbours upstairs who keep jumping and shaking the whole structure in which my cage is in now every evening. I need my beauty sleep.
Lately I look at myself between the legs and find that my balls are shrinking. I don't feel like humping that nosy one-eyed rabbit anymore. Why ah? |
Binkified by Sunshine The Bunny @ 11:56 PM  |
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