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DICTATION
1) I dictate that I DO NOT like cabbage and will not eat it. Humph.
*nibbles cabbage*
On second thought, I will eat it anyway, since it is taking up space in my toilet.
2) I dictate that I LOVE soft soft green fragrant hay and wish to have it for breakfast, 2nd breakfast, lunch, teatime, afternoon snack, dinner, supper and late supper.
3) I dictate that you humans will stroke my head when you open the door of the cage and I place my chin on the doorway.
4) I dictate that I do not like that slippery marble floor outside my cage and that you my secretary will buy me a non-slip mat for me to jump in and out of my cage onto the floor without sliding on the floor.
5) I dictate that I would REALLY like to meet that nosy one-eyed rabbit who keeps nosing about my cage every evening and leaving his poo outside my cage.
6) Finally, I dictate that I want to complain about the noisy neighbours upstairs who keep jumping and shaking the whole structure in which my cage is in now every evening. I need my beauty sleep.
Lately I look at myself between the legs and find that my balls are shrinking. I don't feel like humping that nosy one-eyed rabbit anymore. Why ah? |
Binkified by Sunshine The Bunny @ 11:56 PM  |
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| Tuesday, December 05, 2006 |
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Introduction
Hello.
My name is Sunshine, and I am a bunny. I relate my thoughts online through this human who is currently fostering me before confirming with my previous foster parent that she will be my eternal human parent for the rest of my life. Well, I hope she does become my human parent. I quite like this new place that I just arrived in 2 days ago.
Anyway, I was named Sunshine by my previous foster parent who rescued me from that horrible and loud smelly place several months ago. I have vague memories of the place, and my life before that incident. I only remember loud banging noises that made me very very scared, and the awful bad smell of the place.
I overheard my previous foster parent telling this current human that the place was a....what do you call it...rubbish place? I don't quite understand. I do remember being very hungry sitting there in my small cage though. I remember some humans giving me some stuff to eat. Up to today, I eat food like there is no tomorrow. You never know when you might run out of food and get very hungry again.
Well, one day a human came to take me away from that horrible place and brought me to his quiet and nice house. He and his mate gave me food and water and a nice bigger cage, and for that I am always thankful to them. They named me Sunshine, because of my light cream coloured fur.
Too bad, I cannot stay at that nice house for long, so my foster parents had some people come over to their house to see if they can adopt me. After a few tries, I am now finally with this human. From what I understand, she will be keeping me here for a few weeks, before deciding on whether the family will keep me for life.
For some reason, she agreed to dictate my thoughts to the world online. So, ok, I am starting this blog to describe to the world what I see. So far so good. I have neighbours in here, one of which is a one-eyed blind rabbit. I have yet to actually make my aquaintance with him, but he visits me everytime he is let out of his house into the bigger room.
*YAWN*
Ok, it is kinda late, so I will stop here for today and continue another day. Had a lot soft soft frgrant hay to eat just now. Can't wait to eat more tomorrow morning! Until then, good night. |
| Binkified by Sunshine The Bunny @ 11:18 PM |
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| Hello world! |
| Binkified by Sunshine The Bunny @ 9:52 PM |
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| I am a furry local + angora bunny, newly fostered by a human who I hope will be my permanent secretary to type in my dictations to the world.
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